Legen - wait for it - dary!!!!!

Heute mal was für die männlichen Leser.
Für alle männlichen Leser die (aus mir nicht nachvollziehbaren Gründen) nicht "How i met your Mother" guggen.

The Bro Code:



Also suit up!!

Hier mal ein Auszug davon:

Chicks like to stretch the truth about their age, promiscuity, and sometimes—with he help of extensive makeup and structural lingerie—even their body shape. as such, it’s fair game for Bros to exaggerate reality when asked about their brofession. it’s also smart:  
a Bro’s career is to a chick what a chick’s boobs are to a Bro.
A Bro abides by the accepted age-difference formula when pursuing a younger chick.
Acceptable age-difference Formula: x <_ y/2 + 7
(x = chick’s age; y = Bro’s age)


The Bro Code Article #128
In a scenario where two or more Bros are watching entertainment of the adult variety, one Bro is forbidden from intentionally or unintentionally touching another Bro in Any capacity. This may include but is not limited to: the high five, the fist bump, or the congratulatory gluteal pat. Winking is also kind of a no-no.


The Bro Code Article #56 - 68.

Nice!